* When I say you I do mean me *
Sometimes…
you find yourself inwardly criticizing the good folks at Wal-Mart and their choice of clothing attire only to realize your hair is pulled back from your morning face wash, you are without makeup, wearing glasses, and yes, wearing a yellow animal print blouse, (however subtle the yellow animal print may be). And your bra is showing. You are rightful ashamed.
Sometimes…
eating salad is surprisingly dangerous, how the vinaigrette can splash up and sting your eyes and all. (Clearly you are the only one who has ever had that happen to them in the history of salad eating).
Sometimes…
opening the dressing room door is surprisingly dangerous, how the door can hit your toe so hard you think you’re going to pass out and knowing you only have yourself to blame.
Sometimes…
you make a point to instruct the kids about opening their doors ever-so-careful-so-as-not-to-hit-the-cars-parked-next-to-you…only to proceed and hit the car next to you.
All that’s left to do is laugh!


